The Chinese way of skiing

Here are some examples on how to do things
in a Chinese fashion:

Number 1

This Chinese family was probably cheap on the skiing guide.
But they still wanted their young girl to learn how to ski.
If you were Chinese, what would you do?
Well - first you'll put the girl on skis of course.
Then you'll call mommy and tell her to stand in front of the girl-
to give her a hand on the way down,
mommy will probably hold all of her belongings in her hands,
and that will include 1 big bag, one small bag and a million paper bags.
Then you'll call Auntie.
She will come to help from behind- just in case the girl falls to that direction.
Auntie will have some bags of her own,
and will most probably wear high heels in the snow.

Number 2


As suitable for Chinese maintenance
the button lift stopped working,
at least once a day.
Why did it stop?
Well that's because Chinese ppl love things that don't work.
They love cheap things. That do not work.
Now, if you were working in a Chinese ski resort,
and the lift stopped working,
what would you do???
of course! You will climb up on the lift,
notice the cable is out of its place,
take a hammer, and start pounding the cable back to its place.
In this time, and it can take about 30 min,
the skiers will just have to do without a lift.
So what if they paid shitloads of money to be there???

Number 3


While waiting for the lift to work again,
some ppl were more creative than others.
Most just took their skis or snowboards off,
and just climbed the 300m with their boots.
Not very nice (from experience), but not the end of the world.
But some thought it'll be more intelligent to leave the skis on,
and just push themselves up the mountain.
Guess what???

It didn't work!!!